My roommate always talks about her life and her relationship and I really don't give a fuck but I smile to be nice because it seems like she doesn't have anyone to talk to about her life. The moment I wake up and the moment I fall asleep she will always have to talk about something that has to do with her life. It's so fucking annoying but i don't want to be mean... And to make it worse, she always brags how she's wifey material. Sorry Hun i see the way you live and you far from that especially when I have to repeatedly ask you to clean up your shit. I probably pity her way too much

I really love boys with collarbones, clavicles, spines, patellas, phalanges, and a vertebrae. You know you've been studying anatomy and physiology too much when you start imagining traits of your future boyfriend based off of his anatomy.

Dear people who didn't grow up before coming to college,
this ain't high school, stop acting like you're 15 & get yourself together.. good luck in the real world, can't wait to see how you survive lol

I don't think I ever want to get married.

Sex ever been so good it was worth being a couple minutes late to work?

I'm a black girl who loves white guys, seems like none of them here are attracted to black girls. I guess it doesn't help that I'm a little shy.

To the girl that posted something about waring make up and having guys tell her she looks good. You should learn how to take a compliment. Not all guys want a booty call. Be grateful. Duchess Cry Me a River my ass

To the girl that posted something about waring make up and having guys tell her she looks good. You should learn how to take a compliment. Not all guys want a booty call. Be grateful.