I am scared to go on another flight now after that Malaysian plane disappeared.

DUDES. For real, if a girl shows some of her "goods" yall come flocking but if you take off your shirt to take "bod" pictures, dont pretend your not looking for the same attention.

And if you do this...I will ignore you and not react to anything you say seriously. That doesnt mean that i dont see your cries for help but that i choose to let you learn your lesson at the hands of the world and not mine. I dont condemn this...im just saying it aint cute and its a tad...sad. PUT A SHIRT ON, SMILE and HAVE A GOOD DAY!----today's public service announcement.

I was born with a second penis... The first one is average size but the second one is as big as my nipple. Would a girl find that sexy?

Sometimes when I feel like I am going to fail I retreat from the world. I quit answering my phone, I quit being around Facebook. I retire to my own little world of being a hermit. This is pervasive for all aspects of my life from school to women to going out with friends and just feeling like I don't feel comfortable with my body. Outwardly I am funny, friendly, caring and compassionate even if I am a bit forgetful of the occasional oxford comma. I am plagued by fear of a relationship yet feel that I want to be in one. The moment I feel I am going to open myself up for something serious I find mundane flaws that make me feel superficial and I hate that, some of the women I have talked to deserve so much more than what I have given them but I deserve so much more than I have been given as well and I feel jaded by my past now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

*some parts of this confession may be fictional in nature but on a whole it is true.*

-Mr Fluffington-

Why is there a full set of washers and like 4 working dryers in the laundry room? Y U DO THIS 2 ME?

To the light complected, shy/quiet/adorably awkward hispanic guy with glasses in Guinn, I can't help but obsess over the thought of us together, but why must you crush my dream by being gay?:(
P.s.-Im a smoker too :p

So I wonder if anyone else has ever thought this... Ok so I burped and farted... They both smelled the same... The burp tasted kinda like Fritos.... Would that make my farts taste like Fritos too??? Just curious...

I miss the movie about owls.