I really fucking hate the A & P labs. The lab report is such BULL FUCKING SHIT.

Pressing the elevator call button 358724598 times will not - I repeat NOT - make the elevator come any faster!! I want to yell at people so badly when they do that! If you're in that much of a hurry, take the stairs! Or just download solitaire on your phone a play a game while you wait to make the time go by faster!! Like seriously CHILL OUT DUDE!

How come every time a guy wants to befriend a girl they think that the guy is trying to get with them? Sometimes we just want someone to hang out with. That doesn't mean I want to get down your pants. Just because I'm courteous and somewhat chivalrous doesn't mean that I'm trying to impress you. It's not my fault that other guys treat you like crap. Just accept that there are good guys out there and they don't all want to hook up with you.

I have an FWB that I want more from. We have great conversation before and after sex, enjoy each other even if sex isn't involved, feel totally comfortable around and talking to each other, and of course have mind blowing sex. Problem is he's long distance. How do I make the move from FWB to something more when I only have a handful of special moments with him a year? I'm scared that if I say something I'll lose the FWB and any time with him is better than none at all...

My roommate loves to start talking to me when I'm trying to study, sleep, on the phone ect... When we get tried of each other we stop talking. I actually enjoy the quietness. :)

Jessica W is so amazing, I like her but she doesn't notice me :( what do I do.

A girl I know who sits in front of me during class was making confessions about herself on here. Then I'd see her on here acting as if she didn't know who posted that. I see you girl. It's OK to be your own secret admirer. ;-)

Dear upstairs neighbors,
I have had it with your loud and passionate late night sex, your 3:30 am arguments, and your general loudness at the most odd hours of the night. Ya'll are some of the most incredibly rude people I have ever had the misfortune of coming across. Unlucky for you, I am a vindictive bitch. So starting today and until such time as I degree, you will be periodically blasted with classic musical numbers such as "It's a Small World", Nyan cat, "Friday" and "Barbie Girl".
Sincerely, your much pissed off downstairs neighbor.
P.S. I can stand it. Can you?