I never speak to the cops because I don't speak pig latin.

I wonder does anyone here at TWU after a long day, not only take off their bras, but take their whole top off and just walk around topless?

Okay, my boyfriend wants to move in together, but I wanna wait till marriage. However, I get the feeling that he doesn't even want to one day to that. I talked to him, and he kinda got angry...

I'm a girl who wants to go dancing (country, clubs, whatever) with a guy or some girls. No one I know wants to go.

So one of my best friends is gay and he just now came out to his dad. To make him feel better I gave him a pep talk and told him not to let the muggles get him down. I also reminded him that Dumbledore, the BEST wizard of all time, was gay. I felt terrible afterwards because I realized Dumbledore dies..... what do I dO?!?!?!

Sometimes all you have to do is eat something to make you feel better.

I think car selfies are stupid. It's ridiculous to see someone's profile pic be them in their driver's seat with their seatbelt on (at least they're wearing a seatbelt......?)

A lot of the girls I know from high school (from my graduating class) that didn't like me and that I see here on facebook have put on a substantial amount of weight and I've been able to avoid the "freshman fifteen" and look great. In your face, bitches.