The girls here-.- weave is terrible.

I don't care if you show some PDA in the halls, because I don't see it much here, but I do not wanna hear you macking on each other all the way on the opposite side of the hall!

The frat dudes on campus are so fake, I can only stand to be around one of them...

A couple friends and I want to get people together to all swarm in the fountain late one night. Just get a bunch of people in the fountain splash around a bit, say hey to a few new people and dip out before anyone gets in trouble. The thing is we feel that people at TWU wouldnt do it. What do yall think?

I saw squirrel girl today!! She looked like she was having a bad day so I went to go buy her some goldfish but when I came back she was gone..

Thank God [she] is gone. She was ugly as fuck and such an annoying bitch anyways. You're not missed..

The guy who looks like Thor on campus is so fuxking sexy!

I swear this school is the worse place to be when you just got out of a bad relationship. Can a chic get a guy friend to make the time past like damn?! xD