Dear one which has no soul. Prove it.

-Squirrel girl

Dear Squirrel Girl: I scared Edgar, not Cassandra.

I feel so bad for Johnny, he's too nice a guy and doesn't deserve what those assholes are putting him through

My diet the past two days has mainly been chocolate cake and I have been walking a lot. My legs feel like they are going to collapse...but its the only way I can deal with these emotions right now. Must keep walking...

Why do you have to step on people so you can climb up the ladder? It's really sad you would rather become a president of another organization than keep a friend.

To the person who scared Casandra on Tuesday. I have acquired a particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over the past year and a half of squirrel molding. These skills make me a nightmare for people like you. This post is specifically for you, so you should probably sit down, because its going to be a rough fucking ride. Casandra having struggled through her life from infancy, grew up in a home where she was teased by the boys for being too small, weak, overall just inferior in the squimunity they lived in. Her self esteem was minimal to say the least, she has struggled her whole life with confidence issues until she found me. I was building her up, having her trust the new squimunity I built for them, she was growing and fixing. Now you gone done and fucked that up. She came home on Tuesday and literally shit EVERYWHERE, (squirrels way of asserting their dominance and expressing how upset they are). She not only bit me, but she proceeded to attempt to choke chutney (squirrel leader (squeeder)) to death. I had to kill her, i had no other option. I hope you understand the repercussions from the choice you made on Tuesday and understand that I will find you, and I will hurt you.
-Squirrel Girl

For as long as I have been at TWU, I have yet to meet another person majoring in medical technology. It must be pretty rare because I didn't even know that degree was offered here until I happened to find it on the biology department website last year. So here's a shout out to any other med tech majors out there! You are not alone!

No offense but this school has some pretty ratchet people with some serious attitudes...