I will allow ONE person to know the true identity. Question is, who will that one person be?! In order to know who I really am, one must be worthy of such greatness. To know the person behind the mask takes purity of the heart and loyalness to the cause. Spider man didn't get bored one day and decide you know what, fuck it, im just gonna tell marry who i really am. NO! he told her because she was worthy. One must acquire greatness to be told greatness. So prove to me your worthy and I shall tell you who I am.
-squirrel girl

I'm a senior here and I've still never been on a date with a guy, nor had a first kiss.

I see Squirrel Girl daily and let me just say, y'all are missing out!!

Dear Squirrel Girl,
Are you going to be a squirrel for Halloween?

Joe you are just too damn hot!

Dear Squirrel Girl...

Pic of you or no pics of me...
Say goodbye to one of your sweet fluffy tailed minions.

- Squirrel Eater

I say we have a meet the Squirrel Girl day!!!

I thought my ex boyfriend still loved me and that's why I continued to talk to him but I was soo wrong! He tells me that he never liked me like that! He even friendzoned me! He was the one that wanted us to go out and he's the one who wanted out of the relationship. I gave him everything my heart,soul and body and for what so he can string me along and continue to be a "man-whore". Plus he's soo full of himself he actually thought the sex was good..haha to tell you the truth I didn't even noticed he was in. I didn't even feel it. I just hope that in the future the next boyfriend I get can satisfy me mentally and
physically.

-Free at last