Alejandro F is really cute. I think he has a girlfriend though, but he's just so fucking cute to stare at whenever I see him the underground. I've gotten really good at coming during the times that he's there and it always makes my day to see him there or on campus.

To the Asian girl who I sit next to in psychology and we made a bet during this math slide in class on Tuesday, I know you have a boyfriend but that won't stop me from thinking you've the cutest laugh and smile. Your boyfriend is lucky. You already know that I like you, but I want everybody to know that I only come to class for you and that's sadly the only close contact I will ever get with you. Your hellos in the morning make up for this one-sided affection though.

I think it's funny whenever girls cling onto their boyfriends whenever another girl passes by. Honey, you can "protect" your boyfriend however the fuck you choose to and I really don't care how you do it. However, it's going to be the guy's choice on whether or not he's going to cheat on you in the end (or visa versa). You have to understand that he's not a machine, so you can't control him and tell him what to do. Hopefully, you chose a good guy and you'll live happily ever after or whatever. Honestly, you just look like a fucking koala bear trying to hold onto this poor guy for dear life while walking on campus.

The girls on this campus have no respect for relationships. It's as if the word "relationship" means nothing to them and they try to be all on your guy. What is this? Middle school?

I feel kinda bad for the guys on this campus. They get stared at like they are a piece of meat every single day.... It's no wonder that they seem to sit in their own fort of males whenever I see guys (in general) in the underground.

The 8 am A&P 2 class prof and her TA need to get their act together whenever they lets us get our exam and quiz grades. The inefficiency rate of the entire process is an accurate 100% and I believe it is incredible inconsideration toward the people who have class directly afterward. I suppose we could all just bombard her during office hours, but it's simply so much easier to just get the test right after class.

I think it's annoying how everybody thinks the guy should make the first move. If you think about this scenario from another perspective, they're already outnumbered by the vast amount of women attending this university (ngl I bet it's pretty intimidating) and it doesn't really help their case by saying hi whenever the girl looks at them like as if they simply just want to get into a girl's pants. What's so wrong about a girl making the first move? If we make eye contact, I've smiled and said hi to many guys. If they say hi or smile back, then cool. If not, then whatever. It's not that big of a deal.

There isn't much diversity here in the couples (if there are any couples at all). Why can't guys like Asian girls? COME ON. There are plenty of us on this campus!! All I ever hear are guys wanting Latinas and white chicks. Give us some love too.