I strongly believe that professors should give candy whenever they want people to participate. I'm pretty sure that more than 1 person will answer your completely obvious question instead of every student being lazy about answering it.

For some reason, I tend to stay up on the nights where I have an 8 am the next day but go to sleep early on the days where I have an 11 am as my first class the next day.

People think I’m really innocent and cute and sweet and I mean, I am, but I’m also kinky as fuck, badass and hardcore bye.

when people try to make me feel bad for listening to one direction i just stare at them blankly because i can’t, and never will, comprehend how or why anyone would want to put me down for having something in my life that brings me happiness without fail every single day

Dear milk gallon,

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm so glad that your milk didn't spoil...
On the day that I confessed, "I like you."

Sincerely,
the shy girl who is crushing hard on her best friend

"Fuck it," I mutter as I open the door leading into my anatomy and physiology lab room.

*resurrects self from the depths of university midterms and studying*

I.
AM.
ALIVE.

i am just sad and lonely and bad at math