When I found out my finals are online now, it all just seems a little too good to be true

There's a guy who made fun of me during middle school through high school. He died in an accident. Sure, I feel bad for his family and friends. Do I feel bad that he's dead? Nope; I'm secretly doing a happy dance.

Men at TWU be like... -LJ

I have really bad anxiety and with the change in finals schedule is making it worse. I can't sleep because I want to do well on my finals. I was suppose to leave tomorrow but now I'm stuck here until Friday which is putting my anxiety through the roof. If only things would work out to my favor.

To my group members in all my f..... group projects.
I'm up to here with all y'alls complaining and teachers wanting to reschedule and what not. Like seriously, if we just can't present, then we just can't present. Get over it. Seriously. Like now. Get over it. NOW.

After being inspired by the movie the Help, I pooped in a pie and gave it to my roommate!!!

I was at lucky lou's taking at piss in the guys restroom. I was buzzing pretty good. Midway through my piss I farted and initially thought people were going to ridicule me. To my surprise everyone just started laughing and farting along side. It was a good laugh, kinda disgusting. Little did they know I kinda shit myself.

I need more Godly friends!