One of my professors walks around class with a boner, should I call DPS? I fear for my life!

I am obsessed with pooping. I just wait until my roommate goes to class so that I can poop and fart all I want!

This boy Harrison... He got me feelin' some type of way.

I work for the University and I would so nail my supervisor. I'm not normally attracted to girls like her, but I would love to have the chance.

I love to rave and i love most EDM music but i hated TRAP...it wasnt my style..it was too hip hop for me.. especially since i am a straight up white girl..but damn..ever since the caked up remix of Miley Cyrus's wrecking ball...im in love...so now i am a closet Trap listener..come shuffle with me guys ;D

Anyone else think that it would be freaking awesome to have sleep pods like google for commuters around campus? It would be really helpful because I'm here til 9pm tonight. Gah the struggle.

Also to the Jesse guy if you ever read this... Would you ever date outside your race???..... btw If only i had the courage to tell you how fine you are...YOU ARE A MAJOR HOTTIE....=)

to the guy in the chicken express shirt shooting the basketball, you are cute :)