To the girl who, I admit, totally smoked me last night in the infiniti, and was also absolutely beautiful, you intimidate the hell out of me, but can I please have you?

My roommates boyfriend lived with us for a while because he had no place to stay and every night after she would go to bed he would fuck me. He's my boyfriend now and she still lives with me..

I confess that I go to TTU, the Tennessee version. and we have 1000x more confessions.

Yesterday I saw the most gorgeous girl in Walmart. As if her physical appearance and sweet smile weren't enough, she was also wearing a Ninja Turtles shirt, which took her adorableness to a whole new level. I am really regretting not working up the nerve to ask her name. Cause I think I need to marry her.

I'm in lower division nursing and absolutely unsure what I'm doing, in context of life that is. Uncertainty is probably my singular greatest skill set. I doubt anyone can doubt, as much as I can doubt. The only constant is the perpetual torment of feeling like everyone's poster child for a moron. Do I change my major...again? What to? Remember nursing is great "logical" decision. Large projected job growth and good pay, so why not? But in this self argument I unwisely left out the ethos and pathos, which now come to haunt me when I study. Would I really enjoy this? No, really don't enjoy anything. How would I handle knowing someone died, because I just wasn't good enough to save them. Hopefully bad or else I'm a sociopath. So what am I good at: not thinking in the box, math, writing, critical thinking, and broad understanding of theory to multiple disciplines. What am I not so good at: following instructions, memorizing, leading people, stress and chaos As in I panic in stressful environments, not to say that I'm unsuited in propagating them. So what do I do TTU?

By day i'm a regular college student, but by night i am batman. But that's a secret! Ah shit! I-I mean of course i am not batman. and i am appauled by these slanderous, ludicrous accusations! ..and yet amazing thing.

Amanda E is Amazing..

I am a clopper. I masturbate to My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic. I want to c*m inside Rainbow Dash.