#17378 I love my zoology professor.
"So basically it breathes out its butt."
-Dr. Gibbs

#17377 I confess that whenever I go in the bathroom, and I can tell that the girl in the stall next to me is also pooping, it makes me feel a lot more comfortable.

#17374 So I was about to leave this jerk a nice message about parking but it seems 10 other people beat me to it.

#17373 I was smoking blunts the whole Juicy J concert and I'm proud to say I was not alone. Tech showed CPD something new tonight.

Ps. Shout out to all the girls who dressed up

#17372 I vow to absolutely bump Basshunter's "Russian Privjet" everyday when pulling into school this next (and my last) semester. Why? Why not.

#17376 I need into a class to graduate, how do I get on the waiting list?

#17371 I'm not sure if this is allowed but:
My dog was hit by a car yesterday (4/6) just a mile away from Tech. She bolted past me and out the door and was running across the road to say hi to a group of strangers. The car never even stopped or slowed down....I don't blame them for the accident, but an apology or acknowledgement of the situation would've been greatly appreciated. Even if they didn't hear my dog wailing, there's no way they didn't hear me screaming at the top of my lungs.
Luckily, she wasn't killed by the impact...but there are going to be expensive vet bills to help her recover. Please keep her in your thoughts and/or share this link. It would be very much appreciated. And everyone please be careful when you're driving...you never know when an innocent life may step in the way...

http://www.gofundme.com/r782nw

#17375 To the guy that came to my room asking for signitures so he can run for treasury....i thought you were very nice and good looking.
Sincerely, the girl that knew how signatures were