#17583 My professor bent over a table the other day and I saw her boobies spilling out of her bra and her belly behind all that. I so wish I could get that image out of my head.

#17584 Person 1: "She was talking and, I mean, the speaker was giving his speech, and I mean, you just don't do that in a seminar."
Person 2: "I know, right!?! So rude."
...overheard in biology while professor was lecturing.

#17585 Deep desire to walk right beside your friend is no justification for forcing someone to step off the sidewalk to go around you.

#17586 If you are PERFECTLY capable to walk up ONE flight or stairs and/or DOWN one flight of stairs... DO NOT use the UC elevator "just because you're lazy". Communication and Journalism students must use these elevators to get to the third floor to get to their lab and most of their classes. These elevators break down every other day due to over usage as it is. If you're disabled or have something wrong with you that you need to use these, that's different. We tip our hats to you! If you make us stop at every floor "just because" your rollie pollie ass is too lazy to pick one foot up in front of the other... you are dead to us. You waste our time. And will be stared at for the whole duration of the ride and be labeled as the most laziest, insignificant piece of shit that we meet that day. Be thankful for your legs and use them.

#17587 If I didn't have my best friend for my girlfriend and the life I do and I went here, I would probably kill myself. This place is so fake. I get overcharged, oversold, fined, starved and condescended to, while wading through a sea of people who live in dorms and seem to coordinate their outfits or wear business attire for no reason. Whoever is in charge disrespects us by wasting our (gouged) money on landscaping while raising the price of goods and services and privatizing everything they can. Democracy here involves voting for a band and a pretty frat boy. I'm glad that I finally got here and had this opportunity--it's not all bad--but it's been a very McDonald's-like experience.

#17589 I'm an advisor for Advocare, and it has helped me and my friends lose weight. I wasn't as committed and lost 12 lbs while my friend was really committed and lost 30. This was in a month with no exercise. Advocare uses natural vitamins and nutrients to help you lose weight.

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#17578 Saw lots of men changing in the locker room at the fit. The older men there wear some very sexy underwear. Very nice!!!

#17579 Dr Dollar is very handsome. His class is very entertaining and he is a
Sight too look at