#17637 Where do all of the cute girls hang out?
Sincerely,
The really lonely single guy

#17636 When will the club replacing bob's open?

#17635 http://todayinawesome.com/blog/2015/9/10/new-pokmon-game-takes-place-in-the-real-world

#17634 There should be condoms at liquor stores. It's bullshit

#17633 I confess that I'm on the verge of tears.. I am in a committed relationship with my girlfriend. We have been together for a year. The other day it started to burn when I would pee so I went to the infirmary turns out I got something. I only slept with here ever. I was a virgin. I'm so hurt I haven't told her yet because I am afraid.
I haven't been to classes either.

#17631 Writing a story for the Oracle and I need to hear your parking ticket stories from this year already! Whatcha got?

#17632 I confess that my first real kiss was two of my cousins when I was 10 and they were 6. I was almost asleep, and they started touching me and both kissed me. I was too scared to move and didn't know what to do so I just lay there. We were on vacation and there was a shortage of beds, hence the situation.

#17630 Have fun with this!

http://drawyourprofessor.com/