#17685 Did anyone lose a knife at sherlock park? I found one a little bit ago

#17682 It shouldn't be impossible for people to be decent about the people they've dated. They're exes for a reason, which is because one way or another it didn't work out and now it's over. You don't have to gloat about their misfortune post-break up or go on about how horrible they were. It's over. Get over it. It's no longer any of your business, and you're the one looking like an ass.

#17683 I totally have a crush on a girl in my history class. She's completely adorable. But I have a girlfriend that I've been with for quite some time, and is really good for me. However, I don't get the exciting butterflies in my stomach that I get when I'm around the cute girl in History.

#17681 I can't wait until more of my classmate's dreams are crushed and they drop out so it ups the chances of me finding a parking spot near Brown in under 30 minutes. But seriously, I think Tech should offer a $100 bookstore credit or something if you decline a parking pass. They could offer it each semester and maybe it will make some students carpool. They could always get a permit later, but if its before fall break you get a $100 charge to make up for it. That way, after fall break and after people drop out, they could get the regular parking permit AND the $100.

If they need to raise money for the book credit they should just write tickets for all of the freaking pick up trucks that only park halfway in the freaking spaces. You know who you are.

#17684 So who was the female that took a picture on the stretched black motorcycle behind foster hall today? 9/18/15

#17680 As the arguments rage over raising the minimum wage, I wanted to point out a mistake I keep hearing.

People continue to say "the minimum wage was never intended to be a living wage." This isn't true. In fact, it was designed to be the minimum required for a person to live comfortably.

HOWEVER, living comfortably does not mean the having nicest TV, apartment, HD channels, 5 star restaurants and trips around the world. Living comfortably means you do not have to worry about if you will go without food or shelter.

I'll admit that $7.25 an hour may not be enough in some places. But we need to realize that iPhones and fancy cars are privileges to which no person is entitled. If you want to pay for these things, you need to work harder, improve your skill set, and earn more than the minimum.

#17679 Yesterday was my 19th birthday, so me and my buddies decided to celebrate by going to Spankies. I usually don't drink too much, but, since it was a special occasion, I decided to get really freakin wasted. We pregramed a lot before the bar, since it's difficult to obtain alcohol in a bar when none of us are 21, plus it's really expensive so I wasn't trying too hard to get my friends with fake IDs to buy me some. I still ended up drinking a lot there though, because my friends were buying me drinks. So needless to say I was drunk out of my freakin mind.

So anyway, at the bar I saw this really sexy chick dancing by herself. Being drunk as hell , I walked right up to her and said "Damn girl, you dance sexy? Think you could show me some of your moves?" She must have been really drunk too because that line actually worked and we ended up grinding hard/making out a lot for the next hour or so. Soon enough, I was ready to go back and asked her if she'd like to come with me. To my surprise, she actually said yes.

Back at my apartment, things started to get really heated. We were making out a lot on my bed, and we took off each others shirts and things were really escalating. I had her panties off, and I was starting to think me losing my virginity was a sure thing. I could tell she was really into it. She said "Can I ask you to do something for me?". I figured she meant me going down on her, and me being pretty drunk I eagerly responded with "Yes, anything!". Then the question came: "I need about tree fiddy." Well it was about that time that I noticed this "girl" was 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era. I said "I aint givin' you no tree fiddy you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! Get your own goddamn money! Get out of my goddamn apartment!"

Worst birthday of my life.

#17678 Don't eat Hibachi by Wal-mart.....