#17700 So, I'm totally crushing on this guy I was in a class last summer with. We used to talk before class started, and he seems really nice. I ran right into him the other day when I opened a door, and I couldn't remember his name to save my life. :( I wish I could remember so I could say hi next time!

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#17699 EagleNet is honestly the worst.

#17698 If you are parked in that little gravel lot by the stem center right now I recommend going and moving your car because for whatever reason there's a cop writing tickets for everyone parked there.

#17697 Well, I'm in a relationship, but I don't think about "what would it be like if I were with someone else?". Why? Because I actually love the beautiful woman I am with. I don't care how many other girls may even be in to me, they could never compare to my lady. If you are with someone, be with them, not some idea of this "other person'.

#17696 I haven't sat on a toilet for any reason in almost five years. I have perfected hover-pooping and it has served me well.

#17695 I confess that after working in retail for 6 years I really just hate people who've never worked in retail. NEWSFLASH PEOPLE: I'm not here to take your abuse, I'm not here to pick up after your bratty ass kids who you refuse to parent, and it's really not my job to repackage every single fucking box you opened just so you could buy the last fucking sealed box. I would love to help you when you come shop, but how about some common decency and manners?!?!?!

#17694 The Coliseum is the greatest pub ever. Also Game Hero Games is awesome. It's run by super friendly people.