#17812 My roommate cleans his bong more than the dishes

#17811 you know it's good sex when you feel like you just got done with leg day..

#17810 that moment when you realize that the anatomy mannequin has a bigger penis then you do...

#17809 I wish Plan B wasn't so expensive

#17808 Got trashed at a party.
Took a cab home.
I have no idea what to do with the cab that's still in my driveway.

#17807 I never thought being a female drug dealer would feel so empowering.

#17805 Can anyone who has taken algebra based physics help me decide whether to take Physics 2 online or in class. The options are Pearson, Engelhardt, or Kidd. I am in Physics 1 right now and struggling to even pass. But I can't drop because I am scheduled to graduate in May and this is the only class holding up. Any suggestions? I am desperate

#17804 I gained weight because everyone thought I was unhealthy where I was, but now that I'm back at a "healthy" weight I feel disgusting. I'm sick of feeling gross, but I also don't want to be sick all the time again. I just wanna feel hot again.