#15868 My ex has a new girl friend who's not nearly as pretty as me.
Just remember who your first was baby.

#15867 People say I have a slight ego problem, that I get too happy when I accomplish something and I get cocky with things I'm good at but still make mistakes on. I admit I shouldn't get cocky, but when I'm told constantly that I can't do anything right, and when there is evidence that says I'm just a waste of space, I tend to hold on to the few things I can do. But whatever, I guess I'm not allowed to think I'm actually worth something.

#15866 I just want to meet a nice Christian man with tattoos!

#15865 Are we only allowed to receive the HOPE scholarship for 4 years? Anyone know?

#15864 Anyone want a kitten?

#15863 Now let me tell you why English is not a fair language!

Teacher: Class, today you’ll give an example of a pronoun and then make a sentence with your example.
John: “Her"
Teacher: Correct. Now make a sentence with it.
John: Give her her book, it’s hers
Teacher: Good, yes who else?
James : “Him"
Teacher: Okay, now form a sentence with it.
James : Give him him book, it’s hims!
Teacher: My God! James, that's awful!

#15862 There's always so many people at that sandwich place like what's going on over there

#15862 I work at a local restaurant in Cookeville, and I love it when people complain about their food and sent it back to the kitchen... why? I get to watch them eat the pubes I sprinkled on their food when I bring it back out to them.