#15868 This cold water challenge thing is about the dumbest fucking thing i've ever heard of. What kind of sick, game show obsessed person came up with that crap. Just don't be a dick and give to charity. The golden rule works.

#15868 My ex has a new girl friend who's not nearly as pretty as me.
Just remember who your first was baby.

#15867 People say I have a slight ego problem, that I get too happy when I accomplish something and I get cocky with things I'm good at but still make mistakes on. I admit I shouldn't get cocky, but when I'm told constantly that I can't do anything right, and when there is evidence that says I'm just a waste of space, I tend to hold on to the few things I can do. But whatever, I guess I'm not allowed to think I'm actually worth something.

#15866 I just want to meet a nice Christian man with tattoos!

#15865 Are we only allowed to receive the HOPE scholarship for 4 years? Anyone know?

#15864 Anyone want a kitten?

#15863 Now let me tell you why English is not a fair language!

Teacher: Class, today you’ll give an example of a pronoun and then make a sentence with your example.
John: “Her"
Teacher: Correct. Now make a sentence with it.
John: Give her her book, it’s hers
Teacher: Good, yes who else?
James : “Him"
Teacher: Okay, now form a sentence with it.
James : Give him him book, it’s hims!
Teacher: My God! James, that's awful!

#15862 There's always so many people at that sandwich place like what's going on over there