#15873 When I take a dump my hair always gets messed up.

#15873 How many of you subscribe to cable TV and how much is it per month? Or would it be better to just go with an internet connection (how much if off campus?) and Netflix/Amazon Prime/Hulu? What about bittorrent? Is the campus IT really strict about copyright infringement?

#15873 Somebody needs to open a movie theater and charge $50 for an infant ticket.

#15873 I confes, but I do my best prooofreding after I hit the :send" buton.

#15873 2 years in my enlistment, and I'm already regretting it. I can't wait to go back to college. Only 4 years left!

#15873 Life as I know it is finally turning around for the better. I have picked up the shards of my life, got some J.B. Weld and put it back together. Now I can focus on rebuilding my college career. Any advice for a "still technically freshman" who is now in his second year of college, lost most of his scholarships because he had family matters to take care of and couldn't attend class most of the time despite wanting to learn about his dream career, and still hasn't even gotten advised for fall classes because I don't want to face my incredibly brilliant adviser and tell her I have to retake most of my classes because I failed them all despite being completely able to master them with ease? I can't even retake all of them that I failed because I am now on academic probation. Also, sorry for the incredibly long run on. I usually break my sentences into chewable pieces, but I am entirely too frantic about not wanting to work fast food for the rest of my life and waste the mind God gave me to focus on grammar at this point.

#15872 Cookeville really needs to get a Five Guys. And a White Castle.

#15872 A woman’s anger is kind of like the check engine light on your car. There’s no pleasant way to determine what caused it, so just ignore it and hope it goes away.