#15902 If anyone knows Harrison Hinton, I had his CPR certification card in my mailbox the other day, and would love to get that to him!

#15901 Dude. I just got this tattoo from Brazilian Plus.. you put it over your brazilian wax. I can honestly say... my boyfriend found it really hot. Posting this here because someone from Tech told me about them. Check it out though. It's seriously hot. I think a lot of tech women will like it like I did. Proud TTU!

#15900 Why does TTU's wireless network suck so bad?

#15899 I know a guy that filled his entire glove compartment with McDonald's napkins and tried to pass it off as a "passenger airbag". Fail.

#15898 I confess that I think I'm having communications issues with my live-in girlfriend. She wrote me an email saying that she was concerned we were having communications issues. I immediately sent her a text asking her to clarify. She messaged me on Facebook saying not to worry but that sometimes we're not as connected as she would like. I tweeted her that I love her more than anything. She texted me that she loves me, too, and was tired after a long day of work. So I leaned over and kissed her good night.

#15897 To the person who said the grass is not always greener. Call him or her and tell them that you miss them. I can almost promise they miss you too.

#15896 Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.

The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."

The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."

The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."

The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their brain and their asshole are interchangeable."

The fifth surgeon says "I like engineers . They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."

#15895 Four good friends were in a pub about six months after graduation catching up and talking about their new jobs. The conversation eventually turns to a discussion about a revolutionary new product that's about to hit the stores sometime in the next year. The graduate with the Chemistry degree asks the others, "Why does it work?" The Mechanical Engineering graduate turns and says, "How does it work?" the Accounting graduate chimes in and asks, "How much does it cost?" Then, the liberal art graduate walks by and asks, "Did you want another round of beers?"