#16004 I confess that my favorite confessions are the ones about butt holes.

#16004 I confess that after this summer I'm ready to move out and never come back for summer.

#16003 #16003 I'm tired of the way I smell. I've tried many different lotions, ointments, and other related products to tire away this devastating sent of rotting pork loins and the inner thighs of a Rastafarian, but nothing seems to help. Does anyone know of a surgical procedure that may give hope to my future smells and/or self-worth?

#16002 When I was 14 I was in the car with my mom. We were getting off the interstate, and there was a hobo just chilling with a typical card board sign. My mom wanted to help, but she was paranoid due to all the horror stories of people being killed trying to help. She made me throw my half eaten sausage biscuit out the window at him. I always wondered if he ate it....

#16002 My girlfriend wants to replicate a human centipede. I'm not a fan of butt holes, but I usually try anything once.

#16001 I confess that when I was a freshman I thought that I was going to be the coolest freshman ever and that I would never underestimate future freshmen. But as a senior, I can see clearly why freshmen are popularly looked down upon in campuses all over the world: you try too hard. Guys, if you are going to come to college for the very first time, embrace your freshmenness, you will slowly earn your place on the campus hierarchy… But until then….

#16001 Bree Mullinax, you are a beautiful woman inside and out! Have a great rest of your summer! See you in a few weeks :)

#16001 I confess I graduated two years ago and I'm already over this being a grown up shit. I wanna go back to cookeville and enjoy life again. I wanna go to rodeo bobs and get shit hammered and do hood rat things with my friends.