#16166 Dr. Krosnick, you are still my professor crush rwo semesters running! Stay beautiful!

#16165 After reading the posts about nice guys getting in the friendzone, or brother zone or whatever, I have a few suggestions..
1.F: I only see you as a friend.
M: Have you seen Friends with benefits?
2.F:I only see you as a brother.
M:You know the Lannisters in Game of Thrones?
3.F:You and I are complete strangers!
M:I find JAV public quite interesting.

Yeah, I know. These suggestions are lame, but meh q:

#16165 Been so down and out about my current situation in life, that I've legitimately wondered of there is any light at the end of my life's dark tunnel right now. I'm lost, and I can't even tell if I'm running forwards or backwards anymore. I feel like my wife is my flashlight that runs on her love for me, although I feel like the batteries are running dry in my beloved flashlight. I can hear voices in the tunnel asking me if I'm okay, and I respond that I am. In reality, I need a shoulder to cry on in this lonely dark tunnel, and I wouldn't even care who it was. Sadly, my small shard of pride refuses to allow any guidance for myself, for fear that one day those voices will leave me. Then I will be truly alone in my dark tunnel, without any hope of finding that light I've been trying to find for almost twenty years now.

#16164 i got so drunk, i shat in my friend's bathroom floor, and had no recollection of it until we were all awoken to some girl freaking out about stepping in it when she used the facilities that morning. Ya, i never did that when i was high

#16164 To any other faithfully married men, any tips for getting the wife more pleasure from sex? I feel like she's just not into it anymore. She never wants to, and when I can convince her to, she asks me to hurry up and get it over with.

#16164 I want to learn the piano so bad. Too bad I can't afford a motherfucking piano.

#16164 One time after jerking it, I was too lazy to get up and go pee afterwards, so I pissed in a bottle and emptied it when I finally got up.

#16163 It really bothers me that some of the biggest trolls on this page don't even attend Tech. Bored much?