Thursday, 25 September 2014 02:03 PM
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#16235 http://sportzedge.com/2014/09/18/coolest-ncaa-logos-tournament-1-washington-state-vs-4-tennessee-tech/
You guize, all we need is a little over 2,000 votes to pass WSU in the coolest logo contest. Don't let that PAC-12 trash beat us.
Thursday, 25 September 2014 01:40 PM
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#16236 My mom is the type of person who likes to force me to eat even when Im not hungry. So as I am minding my own business, my mom walks in with a cup of Mexican jello. She tells me that she wants me to eat it all. Now this isn't any regular jello. This is my mom's favorite jello. I don't really like it so I start playing around with it. At first I stick my finger in it and notice that it's room temperature. So being a teenage boy, I start to get curious. I make sure I wont get interrupted by shutting the window, closing the blinds, making sure my mom was no where near my room, and making everything silent so that I can hear someone approaching. This is where the magic happens. I pull down my shorts and boxer briefs, and slowly insert my winger dinger dong inside of the jello. The cup was about 3 inches deep and too small to do anything with. So I take my dick out and leave the room to clean off my sticky stick. After Im done, I walk back to my room and discover my mom eating the jello as she makes my bed (I was too lazy to do it). I feel the sudden rush of what I am seeing making its way up to my brain and feel my stomach start to turn. She notices that I look like I'm about to throw up and asks what is wrong, and I run back to the bathroom and throw up acidic saliva and stomach juice. My mom thought that the jello was old and something was wrong with it because of seeing me throw up and she starts gagging. I have still yet to tell her that I put my penis in the jello.
Thursday, 25 September 2014 01:37 PM
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#16237 To the person in Maddux McCord with the mannequin in their window at night,
Congradulations....you scared the shit out of me.
Thursday, 25 September 2014 01:25 PM
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#16238 To the guy in the charizard hat,
You're hot.
Love,
The girl in the pikachu hat.
Thursday, 25 September 2014 09:08 AM
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#16239 I wish you people would learn not to mess with the people who handle your food. If you're a dick, you will be sipping my spit through your straw and eating some germs from my asshole, as thats where we put your food. Just be kind and tip and there will be no issue.
Thursday, 25 September 2014 07:27 AM
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#16240 to the guy that posted 16229 - the same thing happened to me a while back. I got super drunk with a good friend of mine and he ended up staying at my place and we fooled around. I know I am the one that started everything and he wouldn't talk to me for a while either. I finally went to a place I knew he was going to be at and forced him to talk to me. It's a terrible situation and I hate to see other people go through it too. If your friend values you as a friend, he will eventually come to terms with what happened and with any luck he will start talking to you again. He's probably just afraid of his feelings. I'm about 95% sure that was the problem with my friend. Hope things work out!
Thursday, 25 September 2014 06:07 AM
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#16241 Shout-out to the janitor at T.J. Farr. Love that guy.
Thursday, 25 September 2014 01:03 AM
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#16233 Am I the only one here who used to go to their grandparents house and your grandma would make you ovaltine?