#16282 I'm not from the U.S and this is a serious questions. Do guys shave their pubic hair here? What do girls prefer?

#16285 Random moment at my house:
Roommate #1 "Does anyone know when the w drop date is?"
Roommate #2 "I don't know, I never had to use it. Why don't you just study?"
#1 "I do study, but sometimes I fuck it up."
#2 "How do you fuck up studying?"
Me "I mean sometimes I try to study rational choice theory but instead study porn..."
#1 laughing out loud "How does that happen?"
Me "I get them confused all the time..."
Both roommates rolling on the floor laughing.

#16278 So here in the US, if you are a 25 year old guy and still a virgin...is it a good thing or a bad thing?

#16277 Some girls are more cushion for the pushin... I want the whole fuckin couch!!!

#16271 When I found out my girlfriend cheated on me, I developed this system where every time a I had to pee, I would pee in a bottle and distribute it amongst several shot-sized Dixie cups and store them in my freezer. When it got to the point where there was about 80-something cups in my freezer, I grabbed em all and put them in a cooler so they'd stay frozen. Then a little after midnight, I got 4 buddies of mine to help me place them on her car upside down before the piss melted. We had about 10 left, and then a dog started barking, so we got the hell out of dodge. I wish I would've been there in the morning to see the look on her face.

Moral of the story: Don't cheat on your significant other.

#16272 There's just something about a man in uniform I can't put my finger on. I just want one to sweep me off my feet because I'm too shy to approach them myself. That kind of confidence is both attractive and intimidating.

#16273 I hate this school !!!!!!!!!!!

#16274 I confess that I'm doing a speech on dildos for my speech class. Would I be in any official academic hot water if I brought in a floppy dong and used it as a pointer for my Powerpoint presentation? Or should I just use a banana?