#16319 I was in biology 1010 lab a while back and one of the questions was "What is the largest thing on earth?" I couldn't resist. I wrote 'my ex-girlfriend's ass.' When the TA read it she burst out laughing and gave me credit for it.

#16320 I confess that I have a date real soon, and I'm as nervous as I can be. I've been on multiple dates in my life, some with friends, some with blind dates, and my ex girlfriend. But for some reason I'm so nervous, that I'm almost not looking forward to it. She's beautiful on the inside and outside, mature, and she's a bit older than me. It just blows my mind.

I know I need to be myself, but any advice to make this night perfect for her?

#16321 I'm only typing this confession because I'm pretending to text my bae. I don't even have a bae.

#16322 Does anybody else ever build something up in their mind, then get said thing and it's just as good as you hoped it be, but feel awful about it afterwards while secretly really wanting it again? Yea, that's how I feel about Oreos... and gay sex. ??

#16323 Hey Tech, here's an idea. HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF DESTROYING THE SOUTH PATIO THAT EVERYONE LOVED YA TAKE THAT MONEY AND FIX OUR HORRIBLE PARKING CONDITIONS

#16324 So I recently found out about the deep web, so I downloaded TOR and started poking around. Besides the dark side of it, it's pretty interesting, lots of information out there.

#16325 If I were to start a pajama colony, who would join??

#16326 If anyone has found a heavilly highlighted copy of Catch 22 in or around campus/Brunar I will give you a cash reward.