#873 I confess that right now I like two different guys, both totally different personalities, both really awesome. I think it's safe to say that I'm going a little crazy, but hey! It's college. We all go a little insane at some point.

#872 I am hungry but I am to lazy to walk to the UC from Getto Quad.

#871 So my roommate has this water purifier that is so annoying and takes up a lot of space. He constantly brags how it tastes so much better than bottled and tap water. Since October, I have been filling it with tap water from the sink (and the toilet once) while he is out. He thinks the water tastes just as good as it always has.

#870 I confess that, even though Dewey Thurman is the most adorable person in the world, I can't pay attention in his class for more than about thirty seconds at a time...I'm in his class right now

#869If you don't love God, you don't love me. And that's probably why I'm still single.

#868 I confess that I love the uncomfortable beds in the dorms. It's always a struggle just to get out of bed, because I find it so comfortable.

#867 I confess that I'm pissed that one of the newly initiated SigEps would share their SECRET handshake with someone. :/ it's called a secret hand shake for a reason.

#866 I can't just straight-up tell her she has a nice ass! That's shallow!