#16409 How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count? His girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

#16408 I confess, that I don't care how trashy it makes me look. I fucking love the Wal-Mart.

#16407 Sometimes when I fart, I feel it get trapped between my ass cheeks.

#16404 Any advice for a married man that feels like he is on a sexual leash? No sex, no porn, but I don't want to cheat obviously. I'm trying to not sound like a douchebag, because I love her, but love isn't going to get me laid.

#16405 So my wife has ovarian poly cystic syndrome (I believe is what it is called), so she rarely has periods. She doesn't ever want to have sex, which makes me concerned about her libido and estrogen and all that internal jazz. Any ladies know what I'm talking about and know whether or not I should be concerned?

#16406 I confess that my 4 year relationship is going downhill fast. I don't have any friends, she doesn't have any friends, we just have each other. And now we're fighting so much it's killing me. I just want to leave, but I have no one else. Not even my parents. Maybe when our lease is up in December I'll find some other people to move in with. Thank god I graduate next semester.

#16403 I'm afraid to wear my heart on my sleeve. I'm afraid to let people in. My past is full of hurt and I don't think I can trust anyone with my baggage. I'll be content remaining single and having a few close (within my comfort level) friends.

#16402 I want to confess that it was extremely lame of whoever reported dildo girls last picture. There was no nudity. It was a fully clothed girl biting a big red dildo. It was funny not sexy. Get a life losers. Many of us like her.