#16471 To the short dark headed girl wearing yoga pants in the fit tonight...good god! You have the nicest ass I have ever seen!

#16463 I'm starting to like how loud the library construction is because I can't hear the sorority girls talk while I'm studying.

#16464 To the girl at the fit tonight with the mtsu shirt oh the things id do to you

#16462 There's been a trend on my feed lately where people are taking selfies in the hospitals and look all pitiful and shit to fish for compliments, and I'm over here like, "Bitch, they're just taking your blood pressure. I can see the strap."

#16461 Reading all the posts about beard just makes me sad. I can't grow any facial hair, not even a fucking goatee :( I've tried drawing marker on my face and it just didn't work because it looks ridiculously dumb.

P.S: (M), next time you shave your beard, can I have some of your beard so I can be happy for once?

#16460 To the guys who have been carrying out the nerf gun war in Maddux and McCord for the past few days... Really?

#16456 I confess that flag football season is too short, who would play in an extended version of flag football?

#16455 Just a heads up to the kao that drives a blue convertible mustang parked at spankies. You car will be towed in the morning.