#16542 The Ellington 5th floor bathroom is honestly the nastiest bathroom I've seen on campus. Stop shitting on the toilet seat and start flushing, come on guys you're in college..

#16543 I would just like to give a shout out to all the girls in ROTC! Y'all are beautiful! Gotta love a girl in uniform! Thanks so much ladies!

#16544 can anybody tell me who that cute DG is that is in ROTC?

#16545 My wife and I are getting a divorce. I am still very much in love with her, but a couple of combat deployments and other issues have left her emotionally withdrawn and she just wants to start over.
My confession is that I have put her wedding band on a necklace. I tuck it under my shirt and wear it everywhere. I still hope that she decides to come back one day, but life goes on.

#16539 I masturbated on a golf course once. Nutted right in the hole. Why? Because the owner was a prick, and late night walks make me horny.

#16540 A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked the flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them.

#16538 I confess that a few semesters back I partied too much and ditched all my classes, especially sociology, an absurd amount of times. Round came the SOC final and I didn't know what the short essay question was asking at all. So I wrote out my zombie apocalypse plan. I...um..failed the test, class, and was suspended due to grades. But I can proudly say that when I was finally readmitted to college I retook the class and made an A, a 105 I might add. I still think I have a bitching zombie plan.

#16537
Sometimes life really sucks. You think man everything is going great and life say nope I going to take everything you hold near and dear.