Thursday, 23 October 2014 09:40 AM
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#16560 "I kicked a hole through a bathroom door at a party, then took a selfie with my body going through it
#sorryTKE
Thursday, 23 October 2014 09:39 AM
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#16559 I'll take a nap over studying any day. everything is better than studying. I'll do a ten minute cram sesh before my test.
Thursday, 23 October 2014 09:38 AM
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#16558 Fuck beer shits, I'm still having fireball shits 3 days later
#cinnamonburns
Thursday, 23 October 2014 09:38 AM
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#16557 blacked out and woke up with three hot girls in my bed, problem was i apparently slept on the floor
Thursday, 23 October 2014 09:38 AM
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#16556 If we weren't enrolled in classes we would be considered alcoholics
Thursday, 23 October 2014 09:37 AM
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#16555 Got so high the other night, I had a whole convo with myself , one voice in my head and the other was me speaking out loud
Thursday, 23 October 2014 09:37 AM
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#16554 Didn't know what to write for a 4 page paper. Got drunk. Woke up with a complete 5 page paper. I win at life.
Thursday, 23 October 2014 09:36 AM
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#16553 My boyfriend motivates me to do my homework by telling me he'll give me the D if I get my shit done.
#straightAs