#17009 the highlight of my day is walking into the engineering buildings and watching guys out of the corner of my eye wonder 'what on earth this strange rare creature is?' Sometimes i want to say "you do know females exist, right? there are in fact females in the engineering department."

DD

#17008 German court upholds man's right to pee standing up. #Oddities

#17007 TThis girl is usint me and I just can't say no. I take notes for her, I buy her dinner, and I do whatever she asks. In return she lets me "have the privilege" of worshipping her. It's sick and twisted. She makes me go down on her after she's just finished with a "real man". Why can't I just tell her no?

#17006 I confess that I'm depressed because everyone around me is in happy relationships, while I'm in a failing marriage. She wants to leave, but she doesn't want to hurt me because she knows I love her so much. I want to let her move on, but I'm afraid that with my current "life situation" I'm so undesirable that nobody would ever want me.

#17005 The best pickup line ever is "Hey want to go get some pizza?"

#17004 Where are some places to take a nap on campus? The library 2nd floor hasn't really worked so far. I'm seriously thinking about getting a study room.

#17003 To the people in the yellow and red douche-mobiles in the commuter parking area near ghetto quad who don't fucking know how to park, I hope someone hits your cars

#17002 To the boy who sat by me in speech class last semester. . .you are beautiful.