#17008 German court upholds man's right to pee standing up. #Oddities

#17007 TThis girl is usint me and I just can't say no. I take notes for her, I buy her dinner, and I do whatever she asks. In return she lets me "have the privilege" of worshipping her. It's sick and twisted. She makes me go down on her after she's just finished with a "real man". Why can't I just tell her no?

#17006 I confess that I'm depressed because everyone around me is in happy relationships, while I'm in a failing marriage. She wants to leave, but she doesn't want to hurt me because she knows I love her so much. I want to let her move on, but I'm afraid that with my current "life situation" I'm so undesirable that nobody would ever want me.

#17005 The best pickup line ever is "Hey want to go get some pizza?"

#17004 Where are some places to take a nap on campus? The library 2nd floor hasn't really worked so far. I'm seriously thinking about getting a study room.

#17003 To the people in the yellow and red douche-mobiles in the commuter parking area near ghetto quad who don't fucking know how to park, I hope someone hits your cars

#17002 To the boy who sat by me in speech class last semester. . .you are beautiful.

#17001 Are students allowed to use mem gym, assuming there's no class or intramurals going on?