#17038 You can talk about sunsets, roses, and fine art all day, but to me the most beautiful thing in this world is the female body. Skinny, curvy, thick, or full figured. The female form makes my mouth drop and my knees weak. Women are art.

#17041 I honesty really wish tech police would give tickets out for shitty parking. And if they do, raise the god damn price.

#17040 I confess I have the makings of what I hope to be a money-making idea. I need some mechanical engineers who are innovative, open-minded and dedicated to help me come up with the details.

#17039 I found out for the first time that "the breakup diet" is a real thing. I haven't been in a serious relationship in a long time, just been having fun and "hanging out" with a few people. Once I finally let someone in, they broke up with me less than a month later. I now have not eaten successfully in 2 days, going on 3. When I eat I throw up, and when I think about eating I get nauseous just from the thought of food. When I think of them I feel sick and start dry heaving because there isn't any food to throw up. Any tips from first hand experience on this?

Silver lining: I get to shed a few pounds from not eating haha

#17037 To the selfish bitch with a black honda who decided to completely block the exit in a one way lane: fuck you with a cold hard bick, seriously. From the person who almost got in three accidents because of your dumbass.

#17036 I graduated from Tech a couple of semesters ago. I really didn't meet many people there that I still keep in contact with, I'm pretty shy until I get to know people. What are some ways that I can start to meet people now? I still live in the area, but I'm afraid it's too late.

#17033 I confess the girl with the pink and white and yellow backpack with a white jacket and hat on who was on her phone on the third floor i was sitting near is very cute!

#17032 My conversation with a friend:

Friend: Hey, OMG I love Eminem!!
Me: I prefer Skittles.
Friend: WTF are you talking about?
Me: Eminem is okay, but I still prefer SKITTLES!
Friend: I meant the rapper.
Me: Ew! Why would you eat the wrapper?! And you call me dumb!
Friend: F********K YOU! Arrgh!!!!
Me: LMFAO!!!

I know best ways to get back at my friends when they piss me off...

iStudent!