#17203 You know you're gonna die alone when even online dating doesn't work for you. #4yearsnow

#17195 You can find me wrapped up in a blanket, playing FIFA, drinking hot chocolate, listening to music, and waiting for Spring.

#17194 Been striking out a lot here lately, any one had luck finding healthy relation ships with tindr?

#17188 Where were you the week campus was kill?

#17193 I wish my life was like Californication. Such an epic show.

#17187 I know this doesn't apply to all guys, but when a girl tells you she's a lesbian, that doesn't mean continue to hit on her or say ignorant shit like, "I can fix that." Just no. Seriously, this shit has happened like 4 times this week. Now that that's off my chest, I'm visiting my girlfriend this weekend and we're gonna fuck like rabbits. #bejealous

#17186 The end of another snow day

#17185 If you're the person who decided to knock over our seven foot tall snowman in the presidents lawn please return our fedora