#17196 My grandparents were passing through Cookeville today and offered to take me and my roommates out to dinner. On the way back, they saw a sketchy looking car pull into the lot next to our building. My grandfather, a former FBI agent, pulls out a flashing blue light and tells the guy in the car he has to leave. I have never seen someone so scared. Grandparents for the win.

#17203 You know you're gonna die alone when even online dating doesn't work for you. #4yearsnow

#17195 You can find me wrapped up in a blanket, playing FIFA, drinking hot chocolate, listening to music, and waiting for Spring.

#17194 Been striking out a lot here lately, any one had luck finding healthy relation ships with tindr?

#17188 Where were you the week campus was kill?

#17193 I wish my life was like Californication. Such an epic show.

#17187 I know this doesn't apply to all guys, but when a girl tells you she's a lesbian, that doesn't mean continue to hit on her or say ignorant shit like, "I can fix that." Just no. Seriously, this shit has happened like 4 times this week. Now that that's off my chest, I'm visiting my girlfriend this weekend and we're gonna fuck like rabbits. #bejealous

#17186 The end of another snow day