#17256 I confess that the girl on here that always tries to be sexual in her comments seems extremely desperate. Might as well wave a flag saying "hey I have female genitals, pay attention to me!"

#17254 I confess I feel like having an awkward morning with someone tomorrow.

#17253 I'm into the shy/nerdy type of guy, but I'm shy myself. What kind of hints do you guys prefer from a lady?

#17255 Spanking is a bizarre, archetypal ritual of humiliation. It recurs in the human psyche in adults because it and its context shapes sexuality and personality.

#17252 Today I was minding my own business, secluded from everyone else, trying to have a cigarette in the place across from the library where the Arab dudes smoke, when this professor came by and very nastily told me I had to put it out and that the rules were clear. Who cares besides him and the meter lady? I'd never smoke obtrusively. I pay ridiculous tuition to these self-righteous Baby Boomers, and get persecuted like a creationist in return. I can't even take a nap in the library because the janitor wakes me up. I've barely gone to TTU a month and I'm already fed up with the bullshit.

#17251 So the hypothesis is as follows. Every girl I've dated or been affiliated with has found a new man within two weeks of termination. EVERY GIRL. The proof will come if the most recent girl has a man by the end of next week. Awaiting test results.....

#17248 Ladies: stop wearing yoga pants if you don't got an ass
Guys : stop wearing muscle shirts if you don't got any muscles ?

#17250 I just saw some loser digging through the dorms dumpster. Stay classy Tech, smh.