Tuesday, 15 April 2014 06:25 PM
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I scratched my butt and made a conscious effort to handshake a lot of people
Tuesday, 15 April 2014 06:22 PM
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I have slept with the entire UST soccer team
Friday, 11 April 2014 09:21 AM
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Don't you hate when your butt itches and you're on a date?
Friday, 11 April 2014 09:21 AM
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Every time I pass a cop and don't get pulled over, I throw a mini party in my car
Friday, 11 April 2014 09:19 AM
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I bet if I threw holy water on you, you'd sizzle and slowly melt into a puddle. Saying you're catholic doesn't mean you're free from the eyes of god.
Friday, 11 April 2014 09:17 AM
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Number 1 thing to scratch off my bucket list:
Have sex while sky diving.
Friday, 11 April 2014 09:16 AM
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I don't feel so good right now. I think I need some penis-illin ;)
Friday, 11 April 2014 09:14 AM
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Bitches prepare for your food to be gone when I buy everything from cooker to get rid of the money on my card >:)