There should be a law that if you have a nice ass you have to wear yoga pants.

theres this girl with long black and pink/red hair around campus. I dont know youre name but i think youre beautiful and would love to get to know you

Kara Lefsrud you are gorgeous. I wish I had the balls to ask you on a date!

I'd plow pretty much any girl willing to take it in the bum. So there's that.

OMG, the fashion rivalry between Ryan Bradley and Will Lake is unreal hehe. I've kept a score all year who is better dressed each day and let me tell you it's a close one!! I'm more into read heads though so Ryan, please find me!!!! I'll show you how I get dressed up nice ;)

That girl Claire Haskin in my bio class, god I hope she's single

Ben in my Theo 101 class: you can get me screaming the Lord's name.

I want to run my tongue down Emily Thurner's body. Those titties I would spend an extra amount of time on.