Sunday, 22 April 2018 04:43 PM
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Really cute girl with the Mercedes suv, who had a friend with her in the passenger seat and busted taillight on driver side, who are you? I seen that smile when you passed me ??
Thursday, 03 April 2014 03:06 PM
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I love giving blow jobs, but I stopped giving them to my boyfriend because he doesn't kiss me afterwards. Oh well his lost
#missingOut
Wednesday, 19 March 2014 08:51 PM
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If only I had a dollar for everytime my roommate paints her nails...
Monday, 17 March 2014 12:41 PM
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I fuck my professor in the morning when she goes to work out I make straight A's and she gets straight D
Saturday, 22 February 2014 11:12 PM
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I think I give the fuck off vibe trying to make some friends here everyone avoids me
Tuesday, 04 February 2014 01:30 PM
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Went to the golf course hammered...fucked the golf pro
#win
Friday, 24 January 2014 03:01 PM
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I fucked my boyfriend and while he was in the shower I fucked his roommate too... Oops!
Tuesday, 26 November 2013 04:58 PM
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I don't go to SFA, but when I was 16 and 17 years old in high school I used to go to the Sigma parties a lot and bang a lot of slutty SFA girls that thought I was just another college kid. Cheers to all you slutty SFA chicks around 2001 and 2002 :)