Thursday, 03 April 2014 03:06 PM
I love giving blow jobs, but I stopped giving them to my boyfriend because he doesn't kiss me afterwards. Oh well his lost #missingOut
Wednesday, 19 March 2014 08:51 PM
If only I had a dollar for everytime my roommate paints her nails...
Monday, 17 March 2014 12:41 PM
I fuck my professor in the morning when she goes to work out I make straight A's and she gets straight D
Saturday, 22 February 2014 11:12 PM
I think I give the fuck off vibe trying to make some friends here everyone avoids me
Tuesday, 04 February 2014 01:30 PM
Went to the golf course hammered...fucked the golf pro #win
Friday, 24 January 2014 03:01 PM
I fucked my boyfriend and while he was in the shower I fucked his roommate too... Oops!
Tuesday, 26 November 2013 04:58 PM
I don't go to SFA, but when I was 16 and 17 years old in high school I used to go to the Sigma parties a lot and bang a lot of slutty SFA girls that thought I was just another college kid. Cheers to all you slutty SFA chicks around 2001 and 2002 :)
Thursday, 14 November 2013 05:40 PM
My friend in steen never locks his doors, so I sneak in every night when he's sleeping, take a picture of him, and steal a pair of socks and boxer shorts so at the end of the semester he's gonna have no clue what happened to his socks and boxers, and then I'm gonna give him a creepy picture collage.