#591 I just want to say thank you to the guy who sat with me just randomly and chatted with me.

#590 I confess that I'm actually really interested in this guy I met last semester. The problem is that not only is he 10 years older than me and has a kid, but he's also Wiccan (practices witchcraft). My mom is super religious, and would probably shit a golden brick if she found out about the whole witch thing. I wasn't allowed to watch/read Harry Potter or even go trick or treating growing up, and all she wants is me to find "a good, Christian husband." Only three people (including this guy) knows what's up. I'm scared to take this relationship any further because of my parents. I would totally be down with making things official, even if that means dating a single witch with the most precious, little munchkin ever.

#589 Has anyone ever had Gretchen Hintz for English 231? If so, what are her tests like? She's really vague about it and I'd like to know what to expect so I don't study the wrong thing.

#588 If you've ever had food poisoning and gone to the ER, then you probably know all they do is give you an IV, some zofran, and an expensive bill. Mine was 700 after insurance paid their part.

The next time I had food posioning, I found, marijuana and powerade did the trick. Smoking a small bowl every 4 hours (around 5hrs and id start vomiting again) allowed me to ride it out just like I did in the ER for waaaay cheaper. I figured I'd pass on my experience and hopefully save some broke students some money if they don't have to worry about a random or aren't scared to take the risk.

#593 I confess that Ms Theta Xi Sweetheart loves to ride dick. Call her for a semi-good time.

Cake - You know what's funny? You trying to make someone else look bad for having sex (as if you don't) by putting her on blast via this page and trying to dish out an insult by saying one is only guaranteed a "semi-good" time. I wonder how you got such passive aggressive salt in your system. You can tell us if it's because she rejected you, bro.

#587 RIP to the guy by the union who was on his phone and some random guy came up to him and yelled WHAT ARE THOSEEEE at his neon green shoes (I hope I'm not the only one who saw this)

#586 Would the female driver of the black camaro, license plate XW1048 please put the cell phone down while driving. You might think you have more important things to do than focusing on not rear-ending the giant coke truck in front of you, but you dont. You look to damn old to be texting and driving to on with ya 47yr old looking ass.

I feel I'll need to clarify that I am home posting this, and do not partake in multi-tasking while driving.that shits unsafe as fuck. AT&T didn't spend millions on the It Can Wait campaign for nothing...

#582 I left my purple backpack in the northeastern part of the union, Thursday the 16. This was the crowning achievement of my own stupidity/ self caused bad luck. Because when I went back for it, it was gone. I thought some nice person had turned it into the police, but no not me. It was stolen with the note for my test Tuesday, and a textbook that have no value except to me. This is a half rant half plea, but I have had one of the shittiest weeks in the shittiest month of the shittiest year of my life. So to whoever took my backpack please just turn it in. I get it, you took it home over the weekend to turn it in Monday because the office was close or something. Please just turn it in.