#618 Jacked off in the library, didn't have anything to wipe my cum with. Had it cupped in my hand, smeared it all over books, chairs, couches. IDGAF.

Cake - Pics or it didn't happen.

#616 I thoroughly enjoy going down on cute, clean girls. And I also really enjoy eating ass. Maybe even love it.
There should be a group for people like me.

Cake - It doesn't matter if they're cute, clean girls if they don't have a cute, clean ass..

#615 To the person that parked their red Camaro in two spots right at the very front of overflow parking, I confess that I hope you got a ticket, your car keyed, or both.

Cake - Couldn't do it yourself? NO BALLS.

#621 I confess that this trend with the oversized tshirts and converse is getting out of hand. I take pride in how I look when I go out, but all these basic bitches wearin the same shit. You're all dressed like children. Yea I get it. It's comfy and you're not tryn to impress anyone. Trust me, I see that. But don't get butthurt when I refuse to buy your ratchet ass a drink because you flirting with me and look like you just rolled out of bed.

Omega- Do you feel better now, op?

#614 If you're not a music major, or if you do not take private lessons with any of the music staff in Pottle, or if you are not in any ensemble on campus, you have no business being in a practice room in Pottle. If you want to play 4 chord pop songs, buy a keyboard and do it in your dorm.

Cake - Does having sex on the piano's count as a good reason to be there? I think yes. Gotta make some sweet music somewhere, amirite?

#613 I confess... I'm batman

Cake - He playing Batman.. Fetty's gon' rob him ? ?

#612 I feel that if you are not registered in school or have dropped out, then you have absolutely no business being on campus ALL OF THE TIME. I don't care if I see you once in every blue moon, but you do not need to be in the student union that all of our (the enrolled students of Southeastern) tuition money pays for. You're taking up space and wasting your own time. Go get a job and stop bumming around in the Student Union and make something out of your life. Or come back to school with some credits under your belt so you don't look like some fucking weirdo who has nothing else to do.

#617 I confess that I'm thrilled about the many benefits of not dating my ex-boyfriend anymore. Gone are the days of having to walk in on him literally sitting on his ass while leeching off of someone else while telling them that a) he was going to school (when he had either failed or dropped out of the classes he was taking) and b) he had a job (he'd been late or absent one too many times and got fired). I'm especially glad that I don't have to deal with his shit-stirring friends anymore. AND to have a boyfriend that bathes and doesn't stink up my place with his BO. Tell me what was wrong with breaking up with him, and I'll take him back in a heartbeat. Hateful comments in 3... 2... 1...