#648 I just want a slim, light skinned, black girl to be a housewife and cook me breakfast naked.

#647 I confess that last night I had a dream about having sex with the girl my ex boyfriend cheated on me with a long time ago.. How messed up is that??!

#645 I confess I didn't know that in so many states women can go topless. However, establishments can still ban it as they do for men to when it comes to shirts needed to be served and what not. But, the problem I have is that cities and outdoor public places can make their own laws/rules banning topless women so it's not really state wide legal. Ex: I bet guys can run topless around campus but if a girl does it then the cops would come arrest her. Anyone want to put that theory to the test? Would be nice to know if Hammond/SLU sides with the state law or not. I'm definitely for equality. Really don't consider seeing breasts a big deal, not like I haven't seen them before.

Omega- I think we've sort of dealt with this topic before and a lot of the gals were saying that it would be pretty painful.

#644 I have been staying on campus for 3 semesters now and the cable reception has never been this horrible basically I'm just wondering if I'm the only one who is having these horrible receptions because my TV is brand new ?

#649 I will do what I wanna, I pay tuition, if I want to jack it between classes with the convenience of wi fi and at the air conditioned library to youporn videos, I'm gonna. Mia Khalifa and Gianna Michaels drive me some kinda wild, I'm gonna wipe my cum all over if I damn please, IDGAF about them old dusty assed books and shelves none of ya barely check out ANYWAY!!!1 And its fucking funny now knowing people are laying down on them couches where I left my DNA to dry out at. Sincerely - Cummy Hands.

#646 I'm younger and he's older. There is a 20 year age gap. But that's not the problem. The problem is that I like him and he likes me. He told me he liked me a lot. I think I'm falling in love with him. But all he wants to do is tell me that he's busy and can't give me much time. I tell him it doesn't matter and he says he needs to process this. I don't understand why if you like someone, it should be this hard to decide if you want to be with them. This is just really starting to break my heart all over again.

#643 I have a major crush on this Armenian guy in my history class. Holy shit he's so hot I want to sit on his face.

Omega- "I find you so attractive that I would suffocate you with my genitals."

#640 Not a confession, just a question about the University Health Center. I went for my first time a month ago.. How long does it take for the results to come back? The nurses said it would take two weeks, but I still haven't received any feedback from them. I wasn't sure if I needed to call them or wait for them to call me..

Omega- Lol just call them back