#659 So, I have been having a long semester already and all I can think about is sex. I just want to find a nice guy that I can have a great night with every once in awhile and then go about my business. I don't think it's trampy. A woman has needs.

#655 This isn't really a confession but I need to know something.
To those of you who don't mind opening up about this topic:
Would you ever date someone the same gender as you?

Cake - there's some kind of term used for those who date the same sex. I think it's called homosexuality, but what do I know. ¯\_(?)_/¯

#656 I confess that I am still not very confident in myself even after I worked hard to diet and lose weight. I used to be about 200 pounds when I was pregnant,but after I lost the baby,as a way to cope I worked it off through diet and constant exercise. Now I am about 140,which is great for my height and body shape and I look really great body wise. The problem is because I gained so quickly,I have stretch marks on my belly,inside my legs,behind my knees,and under my arms. I still feel really ugly because of this and I don't want to explain to guys that I was fat or that I was pregnant because it brings up bad memories of that time and even before when I was a little chubby in high school. Am I really unattractive because of it? Is it really a big deal? Does it make me less beautiful? I don't understand why I feel this way about it. Maybe the mainstream ideals of beauty have ruined me. :(

#706 I confess that whoever brought the wolf hybrid (skylar) to the park Wednesday during the flag football games needs to bring her again next week. I want to hangout with you and your dog. She is so beautiful!

#654 I confess that I started out crushin' on this girl I liked on Facebook. To make a long story short she never accepted my friend request. So it showed on her profile where she worked, I've been getting her as a waitress for about six months now. She's great. But I never tipped her not even once. Shoulda accepted my friend request.
I get my jollies off doing shit like that.
And if you don't like it, fuck you too.

Cake - Should have lathered some Vaseline on your ass so when you realized she wasn't going to accept your petty friend request you wouldn't have been so butthurt.

#652 I'm sure to get some hate comments for this but oh well.

I was raised to refer to women as "ma'am" and men as "sir." Where I work, I get complimented on and my boss gets told how polite I am when I do this. Except for people that look like the opposite gender and give me dirty looks for it. I'm trying to change my speech so I don't say "ma'am" or "sir" anymore, but it's really hard to change something like that after two decades of doing it. If you're so fat that someone from behind can't tell if you're a man or a woman, you shouldn't give them a dirty look. If it's someone like me, they'll immediately apologize and scurry away because that is a super awkward position to be in and they'll feel horrible about it. If you're a guy with really long hair and look like a girl from behind, you shouldn't give them a dirty look. Again, if like me, they'll apologize and scurry. And go to their manager and feel really bad while their manager laughs about the entire situation and then all of your coworkers know and you get to be the person that mixes people up, even if it's only happened three times in three years. I mean, I've been called "sir" by people when I wear an over-sized hoodie and a hat and they can only see my back. I don't give them dirty looks. I turn around and laugh about it, and then they get all red-faced and embarrassed and it only gets funnier.

But hey, at least I didn't compliment a woman on her pregnancy when she wasn't pregnant like one of my coworkers. I can at least feel good about not fucking up like that.

#651 All these people that are in my bio class that ask for notes i hate you. Like if im sick and im paying money to be in a class im sure as hell gonna go unless i was contagious. And whats worse is these people that ask when the test is. Why not just pay attention and listen to the instructor? I swear people are dumb sometimes. Please flood with as much butt hurt bitch comments as you please

#653 PSA to someone named Chrystol A. O'Connor ~ I found yor debit card in the upper class gravel parking lot by Zachary Taylor and turned it into the police station for you!