#887 I confess I only fuck girls with boyfriends and always poke holes in the condoms prior to intercourse. Getting knocked up will teach you not to cheat.

Omega- too juicy to be true?

#928 I confess I don't understand people who just seem to dump/forget about/leave their friends after they get a significant other. Way to show them you were just a filler.

#885 I confess I'm so tired of my dog coming in the bathroom and staring at me while I poop

#886 Who is going to Panama City beach march 26-31 comment.

#879 I confess I made the mistake of letting someone in and falling in love with them. I spend every night drinking and crying. I just wish it would stop.

Omega- Y'all be nice now.

#980 Shout out to the freshman commuter girl in honda accord who was tailgating everyone on the interstate. Had your phone shoved so far up your ass you were swerving all over the road.

#880 I confess that while I think America is ready for a female president, Hillary Clinton is the one we deserve, NOT the one we need. There will be more opportunities for us to elect a woman, but we need to keep her (and Donald Trump) as far away from the White House as possible. #Bernie2016

#981 I confess I want to get fit and skinny but don't like going to the gym. Let alone go alone. None of my friends workout at the Pennington. And I can't afford a gym membership. I want a work out buddy!! I'm trying to get summer ready but want someone to workout with me and help me out in the gym. I find the gym so awkward!! I want someone to work out with me but I'm too poor to pay..... Anyone wanna help??