#5036 That black/mixed girl in the financial aid reception office is sooooo sexy.

#5031 I need real advice from my SELU people. I've always considered myself.. Small. I'm over 6 foot tall but only 5 inches long. Ive been able to make a girl orgasm, but always was embarrassed to pull it out to start. Help?

Omega- Ok there are a few things you need to start doing immediately:

1. Buy a large pickup truck, add lift kit and cut mufflers and DO NOT FORGET your duck/fish/deer fleur de lis bumper sticker. Try to make loud noises with your truck when people are in the area.

2. Buy an expensive drum of protein shake mix and start utilizing the university gym until your arms are so large that you can't scratch the back of your head.

3. If anyone makes you feel self-conscious, punch a few girls in the face at the bar later that night to let out steam.

4. Use your tongue.

Do all of this and you will double in both length and girth.

#5035 I confess that today I found out the hard way, if you are going to have an affair with a married woman don’t bring the vehicle that has the breathalyzer in it because, her husband may come home and you may not be able to escape in a timely manner because you have to blow.

Sincerely,
LoL

#5034 Southeastern students: Make sure you vote from now until Wednesday at 5pm!

Especially vote for or against the student fee increase, which is broken down on the ballot!

Here's the link! https://www2.southeastern.edu/StudentAffairs/SGA/elections/student/

#5048 I would just like to let everyone know that the ginger tuba player and the girl obsessed with him from last semester are now friends who text and Snapchat each other! They're working on meeting up for the second time ;)

"Q"- HA! Take that, eHarmony!! Stick it in your juicebox and suck it!

#5030 Dear spoiled brat girl in the cafe,
You don't need a $200 bag that has a "MacBook Pro sleeve and an iPad pocket" even though it's "soooo cute." I hate spoiled brats who don't have to pay for shit. Anyone who understands the value of a dollar in college doesn't have the money for that if they support themselves. I hope you get a husband who loves you as much as your daddy does.
Love,
Someone who works for what they have.

Omega- There aren't enough biscuits in the world for this jelly.

#5033 I confess that I'm terrified of bikini season. Really want an idea of what people think of a girl that has some fat on her in a bikini. Does it really disgust someone to see a girl with meat on her in a bikini? Not all girls have proportionally shaped bodies so what happens when bikini season rolls around? Does it make up for it if she's got nice boobs or a great tan? So many girls out there are insecure about their bodies. I want to build some confidence this summer.

#5032 I conditioned an ex girlfriend over the course of a year to get wet. I did so by playing one specific song while I preformed cunnilingus and foreplay. after a while, all I had to do was play the song and she'd gush. I then referred to it as "Pavlov's pussy" which she didn't like. She also didn't like that I'd play the song at inopportune times. The song in question?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSZuPt74e_c