#5101 One of my best friends just told me she is pregnant. I don't know what to say, because she's always been one of those people to preach marriage before sex, and she's really upset about it. I'm wondering if she was raped. She and her boyfriend love each other, and they've already planned how the rest of their relationship plays out: finish college, get engaged, get stable jobs, get married, start a family. They're the kind of people that are okay if things go out of order, but she's just so upset that I don't think it's with her boyfriend, and she's not the type of person to cheat. She's been sexually abused by an ex, and she has the same demeanor now as she did then. I'm supporting her no matter what, I just don't know if I can ask her how it happened without sounding judgmental or as if I'm accusing anybody.

#5073 Dear hot guy standing outside of Fayard on Tuesday and Thurdsay mornings surveying, i'd hit that :) ....vincent? perhaps!

#5072 I am so sick of the psychological bull-(explicitly deleted) that comes with the modern relationship. Why does it all have to be game? Why can't you just nut up and answer your (explicitly deleted) phone instead of trying to play it "cool"? All of you. All of you are children.

"Q"- Just so we're clear, the writer censored the message, not me. I enjoy swearing too much.

That old white dude who drives the commuter bus is an asshole. He tried to kick me off the bus once because I was cursing on "his bus." You ain't my momma fool.

Cake - God forbid an older gentleman doesn't want to hear filth while he drives you around campus.

#5071 To the person who stole my calculator from the pursley lab this morning, please return it to dr. Blanchard.

#5064 I like to read the obituaries in the newspaper to find out where people worked before they passed away. That way I know for sure what places are hiring. The struggle is real and I just wanted to share my technique.

#5068 I think all of human intelligence can be summed up by graffiti on the bathroom walls. For example, in one bathroom stall on campus there is a complex math equation that proves .999 is 1, and on the other side there is a rate my poop scale.

#5067 It feels weird eating a banana around campus because I feel guys are watching and imagining me giving them a blowjob.

"Q"- Oh, we are. One does not simply ignore a girl eating a banana. Stopping guys from fantasizing about you blowing them is as simple as changing how you eat it, though. Think more "great white shark devouring a seal" and less "Sasha Grey devouring a p?e?n?i?s? banana".