#5114 When walking to class I always see these beautiful straight guys with amazing hair. I can't help but imagine myself messing that hair up...rock on you beautiful beings!

-thirsty gay

#5127 I feel like I just got invited to a party so my friends can make fun of me Mean Girls style. It was a small group and every time I got into a conversation with someone, everyone else coalesced behind me and heckled whoever I was speaking with. An ex-best friend was there, and it felt like everyone was trying to let me know that they chose his side. I feel like there's also a possibility that I'm just being paranoid and that they were just being drunk fools. Is it weird for a couple to invite you to their party and then not talk to you the entire night?

#5143 I can't wait for the weather to start warming up so the girls start walking around half naked again

#5339 Dear Ladies of SLU,

Yes leggings and yoga pants may be really comfortable for you to wear, but there is some sort of trade off with that comfort. If you want to wear those tight pants or ones with words on the butt, by all means that's perfectly fine, in fact I encourage it, but please do not give those mean looks when you catch one of us guys staring at your butt. You are the one putting it on for show.

Sincerely,
Every straight SLU Male

#5113 Sometimes when I'm bored at night, I wrap myself in plastic wrap and oil the floors, then slide around like I'm a slug traveling around campus.

Cake - If I throw salt on you and nothing happens I will be thoroughly disappointed

#5113 This is for the Ryan I think your last name was Young.I met at The Brown Door the other night. You were wearing a polo and khaki pants. I really regret not being more talkative when we met at the bar. Im sort of shy, but I think youre really cute. Your quiet confidence and the way you joked around with your friends is really attractive. I wasn't being a bitch or try to ignore you. You are just so cute I didn't know what to say. I wish you wouldn't have walked off before asking for my number.I hope I run into you one day on campus and get your number cutie!My confessions is that I got myself off for 2 hours at the thought of you!

#5110 It really sucks finding out that someone you've cared about for a very long time never gave 2 shits about you and is in fact King of the McCunt nuggets . You can't be my friend, I hate you and I'm glad you're fat now! and P.S. your penis is small and I could never feel it...

#5210 I'm a black woman who doesn't care about race when it comes to dating, I care about character, however race is all the white guys I talk to care about! I swear if one more white man tells me he loves chocolate, or that I'm soooo exotic or that he's never been with a black woman before I will implode. I'm not a fucking monkey! Goodness! My vagina is a vagina just darker and the same with every other body part, I am human not a flavor or something to try...ugh the struggle. You'd swear I shot reeses pieces out of my asshole or something...