#5209 I'm an admin of a couple of the local buy sell and trade groups on Facebook and if you post something and j don't like you I just delete it. Makes me laugh

#5207 I firmly believe that SELU Co-ed intramural Softball was rigged for BallBustas to have the best chance at winning it all. They (the rec center) clearly favored BallBustas.

#5310 Last night my fiancé came into the kitchen while I was cooking dinner, shoved his hand down my pants and vigorously rubbed my clit for about 30 seconds, then started making clicking sounds in my ear and whispered, "I'm a dolphin" before he walked out with no explanation. ...I couldn't make this shit up if I wanted to. My confession is: I love this weird man. Even when he's a dolphin molester.

"Q"- There's a joke about Flipper being faster than lightning in here somewhere, I just know it.

#5206 I kinda regret telling people I'm in the military. I think guys are sort of intimidated by me now :/

#5253 Observation; The cats that are being fed by someone between the Science annex and Meade hall are up to something sinister. Like planet of the apes sinister. Beware!!!! The truth is out there.

Now back to work on my tin foil helmet so THEY can't read my thoughts.

#5208 So my boyfriend has gotten into the habit of playing video games non stop when he gets home from work. We don't live together and have been together 3 years. I wouldn't be so damn pissed if he would text me every now and then. But he just won't. He's a complete asshole about it all and gets mad as to why I'm upset and I just don't know what to do anymore

I was thinking about attending the battle of the bands that KSLU does, but I'm wondering if there's any variety. Do they just pick a bunch of the same sounding shit and then the Telegraph Salesman (as usual), or do they have different genres? I'm so tired of hearing about them all the time. When are they ever going to graduate and leave? I just want to hear new music.

#5203 I'm a normal, healthy, mentally stable heterosexual male human being. And I *love* larger, beautiful women. Not all men are interested exclusively in hard bodies or "tens" or skeletons with a little skin. There's nothing more attractive, beautiful, or sexy about a larger woman with the confidence to show herself off without caring how others think.

I hope this helps at least one woman know that she is gorgeous in the eyes of at someone. All women are.