#5269 I'm a guy and no matter how often I masturbate I'm never satisfied. :(

Cake - Sometimes a playful partner can do what your hands cannot

#5258 A few years ago i went on vacation with one of my friends and his family. The hotel had an indoor and outdoor pool so when everyone was outside i went in to go to the bathroom. The indoor pool was empty so i decided to get in and shit. Later that day we all went past the pool and my friend said "hey, someone dropped a snickers in there". He then dived in and came back up with my shit in his hands.

Omega- Me no believe you.

#5264 While everyone else is having fun on spring break, I'm stuck at my internshisp. 7 Days left and counting. 20 Until Graduation and I am more than ready!

#5258 Real talk, does anyone else find it kinda sad that we can't afford to stay open 5 full days a week????

Omega- You have to make sacrifices if you want a decent sports team. That's why we're all here right?

#5260 I got a ticket a few weeks ago on a car that isn't registered with the school and I don't ever plan on paying for it. Sorry meter maid cunts and thanks for the little slip of paper i'm now using to organize my ground up weed with.

#5255 While all you people go to the beach, I'll be in the middle of nowhere skinny dipping in a pond and shooting things (alcohol and amo) this girl will take that over sand and a beach spring break any day.

#5256 Any other southeasterners in Panama City for spring break?

Cake - Just everyone and their mom. And maybe one or two admins ;)

#5252 I'm white and I was dating this black girl who I met on campus. I just got to say I felt like I was dating a white girl. She perms her hair to have straight hair like a white girl, talks like a white girl, hates Africa even though she's black, wears boots with jeans like white girls, and has a photo of a white Jesus in her room lmao.