#5343 I'm 22, a virgin, no real friends, never had a girlfriend in my life, parents abandon me, and A very poor student

#5344 This nigga naked in the LSU library lmao

Cake - I feel like we could top that. Anyone bout going nude in the union this week? Go green, go gold, go naked!

#5343 I confess if I could go back, I would leave my husband, join the peace corps, travel, date a lot of different people, and learn to be comfortable on my own before settling down.

#5653 I confess I have been in collegebetter semesters and have yet to get laid or make a friend.
However, I have managed to make all F's my first semester, realized I have severe depression for which I cannot get help due to my job, acquired debt and a drinking problem, and lost all the friends I did have before starting college.
Thought college was supposed to improve life.
Idk what's keeping going at this point.

#5342 I confess I am sitting on campus drinking beer at 3pm waiting on my 630 class to start.
How much trouble can I get for this?

"Q"- None. I was shooting Jose Cuervo with Dr. Crain last week. Just don't let the prohibitionist UPD see you with it. They're jelly they can't drink on the job.

#5342 I confess that I'm going nuts. I'm a strong christian guy athletic likes to hunt and fish ans cant find a girl! I mean is it that hard to find a girl that wants a good ole country boy?

Cake - You could always try your luck on Tinder, babycakes. Or christiancowboysingles.com if you want to be a tad more specific

#5341 Why can't the janitors keep toilet paper in the ladies bathrooms? My vagina does not appreciate the paper towels that it is being used on it. Come on janitors

Sincerely,
sore vagina

#5338 I've considered hitting guys with my car so I have an excuse to talk to them.

"Q"- Guys, remember to look both ways, 'cause bitches be crazy.